The Sprouse twins were dressed like ancient chimney sweepers.
The Jonas Brothers dress up like slightly older hipster chimney sweeps.
The Pussycat Dolls dress as if they were working in a pirate-themed restaurant.
Chris Hemsworth rocked his Meg Ryan/Karen hybrid from a financial haircut.
Ashley Tisdale in the ensemble “Ashley Tisdale just robbed Limited Too”.
Rihanna: The Queen of the iPod Mini.
All this hair.
But especially the iconic Joe ‘do.
Joe is clearly in it to win it with his flat iron.
A “Claymate” with a shirt that said Clay Aiken made his ovaries vibrate.
Taylor Lautner and Göt2b’s spiky gel hair.
Miley Cyrus posed with her cordless landline so she could get it for free.
Paris Hilton when she was dating one of the Madden Brothers.
Hilary Duff when she was dating another Madden brother.
Carrot Top shows off his freshly shaved cock.
Bruce Willis and Avril Lavigne walk the red carpet at the Kids’ Choice Awards.
Eve nervously watched Kevin James slam a slice of pizza, debating whether to get help while screaming in her head, “Is this guy okay?”
Beyoncé proudly picks up the brick phone.
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton stare at a crying baby.
Kim Kardashian literally hangs from Paris Hilton.
Kim Kardashian contemplates her entire existence.
Brooke Hogan looks like this:
John Mayer and Taylor Swift before “Dear John.”
Rihanna and Tweety Bird.
Katy Perry with Tom from Myspace.
Jessica Simpson is working hard for a VIP Membership Card from Blockbuster.
Rihanna and Justin Bieber are little.
The Jonas Brothers in Ed Hardy’s full drag.
Zac Efron and “a 15 year old white boy from the outskirts of town wearing a Hollister haircut from head to toe”.
Billy Ray Cyrus hangs out with Minnie Mouse while Miley catches them in the act.
Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry are back when everyone used to mistake them for each other.
Kevin Federline and Britney Spears as husband and wife.
Steve Jobs holds up the epitome of mid-’00s technology, the iPod Classic — which plays video Desperate housewife episode.
Mandy Moore at New York Fashion Week with the Olsen twins.
Taylor Swift in a completely unstaged photoshoot with Taylor Lautner.
Katherine Heigl holds the Zune at the Zune party.
The iconic couple Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav.
Kat McPhee at the BlackBerry Curve launch party.
David Beckham looks like he’s never held a cell phone for a day in his life.
Pete Wentz shows off his T-Mobile Sidekick 3 and his perfectly ironed emo side bangs.
Nicole Richie and Napoleon Dynamite.
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams as a couple.
Al Gore with Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams as a couple.
Nick Lachey applies lip gloss to Jessica Simpson.
Nick Lachey is forced to eat Jessica Simpson’s “edible” lotion.
Aaron Paul at a cell phone release party dressed up for a high school dance.
Lindsay Lohan and Mary J. Blige pictured together.
Kim Kardashian got her life behind Lindsay Lohan.
Cast of Full House reunited on the red carpet for New York minutes.
Ashley Tisdale post-shopping Libby Lu Club.
Tom Cruise “respectfully” kissed Katie Holmes’ hand.
Ryan Cabrera raised Soup in Hand so he could get it for free.
Prince William and Harry are in their prime.
And Fergie dressed up like a sexy clown in a little tie.
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